January 2012
4.39am?
I think it’s time to retire to bed.
I’m still drunk enough to be able to just pass out as soon as my head touches the pillow.
Goodnight Tumblr.
Happy New Year.
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Reblog if you are still in 2011!
retrievethepengruindrum:
hetaliafantasy:
1dlovescats:
I’M IN YOUR PASTTTT
It’s only 9:16 here.
Candace, I’m totally in the future right now….
I’ve never felt more like The Doctor in my life :’)
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Happy New Year to all my followers.
Thank you all for following.
2011 has been an alright year, had some ups and downs, but thank you all for sticking around.
Hopefully 2012 is just as good, and that the Mayans were talking balls.
Have a good one.
December 2011
I've decided.
I think I’m going to go out.
Keywords in that sentence being, I and think.
Have a good night Tumblr.
I've just been described as 'rocky'.
Just saw an advert about a kid in Africa being...
The moral of it was, that he should be able to have the chance to ‘be good’ at something else, and enjoy his childhood.
But the whole time it was on, all I could think was, “that’s a skill I don’t have.”
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So...
I have the wonderful choice of either, sitting in the house by myself with a few bottles of cider, or, going with my mum and dad to the same shitty old man’s pub that we went to last year.
It’s times like these that makes me miss England so fucking much.
The vast majority of people over here are cunts, who constantly leave me high and dry, and my miss my friends, and my old life in...
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taperjeangirl- replied to your photoset: Laura...
Like this?
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I'm up for work in 5 hours.
WHY am I still awake?!
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Anonymous asked: whenever i read anything you write i read it in an accent and i get incredibly happy. i'm sorry that you're not having the best time right now and that your mom is being a cunt..but i love you.... not creepy not at all.
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Wow, my mum is being an extra shade of cunt today.
And before anyone get’s started, I’m not going to go on to say that “she doesn’t let me do such and such” or that “she didn’t do this for me”.
I genuinely mean she’s been nothing but a grumpy, hateful, bitch all day. She threw a plate at my brother, for no apparent reason. Huffed like a fucking four year old. Started chewing the face of me...
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on...
Ahhh, go on…
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I finally got Xbox Live today.
After about three years of having an Xbox.
Add my gamertag if you like :)
ConorChameleon
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Today.
Started off so unbelievably shit.
First off, I missed my bus (and the driver drove past me as I was running to the stop). Then, as I was walking to the bus station to wait for the next one, some cunt came through a red light (whilst the green man was out, and whilst I was in the middle of the road) and nearly hit me, in fact, if I hadn’t have jumped out of their way, they would have hit me....
Off to bed I go.
I think I’m going to watch Sherlock Holmes with Alice tomorrow. Looking forward to it, I’ve been wanting to watch it for a while now.
Goodnight Tumblr.
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Anonymous asked: Really.
Anonymous asked: Yer a cutie.
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Anonymous asked: As a female, I don't enjoy consuming that much cum. If, as you said "in the throes of passion" a guy cums in my mouth, I can swallow, no biggie. I don't think there's anything wrong with a guy tasting it either. However I just don't see it being that enjoyable to go out and lick it off. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
thetattooedtealady:
conorissocoollike:
thetattooedtealady:
dddddanielle:
i’m not a connoisseur of willies by any means, but i’ve never seen a circumcised one.
just thought i’d throw that delightful bit of information out there
Do you know what, I don’t think I have either.
I have one.
Share with tumblr Conor. Everyone loves a bit of Irish dick.
As you wish…
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thetattooedtealady:
dddddanielle:
i’m not a connoisseur of willies by any means, but i’ve never seen a circumcised one.
just thought i’d throw that delightful bit of information out there
Do you know what, I don’t think I have either.
I have one.
Anonymous asked: Yeah I see why other people wouldn't find it weird but I just do, that's all :)
Anonymous asked: I'd find it incredibly weird. I totally understand why she's acted how she has :')
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Girls, help me settle something here.
Having a conversation with a friend of mine, she was on about this lad that she’s been seeing, and she ‘got rid’ when, in the throes of passion, he came all over her and proceeded to lick it off.
Apparently, this weirded her out, and she couldn’t handle it.
Now, this is my query…
Y’see, I have no problem with doing that, and from what I have experienced...
Anonymous asked: what are the ages of the oldest and youngest people you've slept with?
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
Go on then, Big Fat Quiz Of The Year really isn’t doing it for me tbh.