untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

conorissocoollike:

Not quite ‘sun-kissed’…

Bringing this back…

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

devastatindave:

GRRM removes several characters from Game of Thrones

devastatindave:

GRRM removes several characters from Game of Thrones

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

Sum 41 Fat Lip
Sum 41
Fat Lip

I know I’m not the one you thought you knew back in high school

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

killerkurves:

smirkylittleshit:

Instagram Missjessejean
🙌perfect bangs. Cheap thrills. 😌

killerkurves:

smirkylittleshit:

Instagram Missjessejean

🙌perfect bangs. Cheap thrills. 😌