Haha, I’m Irish, so I’m not very good on the ‘tan’ front, you have me beat there.
I’m impressed though, the past two of these things seem to have been from sporty types, and I’m not exactly the most athletic. I do enjoy football though, so yeah, I’d come and watch one of your games and cheer you on. Then take you out afterwards :)
I totally want to have a game of drunken Smash Bros with you, because you sound awesome.
I would date the shit out of you.
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here