codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

Anonymous asked:
17, 5'5, 145 pounds, long brown hair, tan, 36C boobiess, I play soccer

Haha, I’m Irish, so I’m not very good on the ‘tan’ front, you have me beat there.

I’m impressed though, the past two of these things seem to have been from sporty types, and I’m not exactly the most athletic. I do enjoy football though, so yeah, I’d come and watch one of your games and cheer you on. Then take you out afterwards :)

seifukucat:

time to clear my browser these ads are getting too targeted 

seifukucat:

time to clear my browser these ads are getting too targeted 

professorfangirl:

fastcompany:

Awwww. Dad Makes His Goth Girl Feel At Home In This Charming Home Improvement Ad
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It’s the “hi-yi-yippee-yippee-yay” at the end that really makes it.

professorfangirl:

fastcompany:

Awwww. Dad Makes His Goth Girl Feel At Home In This Charming Home Improvement Ad

Watch>

It’s the “hi-yi-yippee-yippee-yay” at the end that really makes it.

basiumis:

mensabitch:

mensabitch:

This was my dp on fb for ages and no one ever realised I’m naked in it 😏

I’m bringing this back because I look cute af

Hell yeah you do!

basiumis:

mensabitch:

mensabitch:

This was my dp on fb for ages and no one ever realised I’m naked in it 😏

I’m bringing this back because I look cute af

Hell yeah you do!

Anonymous asked:
21, Brunette, Canadian, only 5'6". I spent easter doing shots of vodka. I play a mean hand of cards and an even meaner game of smash bros. I have thighs for days and an ass that just won't quit.

I totally want to have a game of drunken Smash Bros with you, because you sound awesome.

I would date the shit out of you.

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

Red Hot Chili Peppers Scar Tissue
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Scar Tissue

90sjamz:

Scar Tissue | Red Hot Chili Peppers